Red's Perspective

Do you have a question? I am the person to ask. I am a professional researcher, academic writer, and fatalistic novelist. In sum, I have penned nonfiction for over 34 years and adjectives are my mortal enemy. If you want the facts presented in a format that does not put you to sleep in the first 100 words, I am your source. I am fluent in English, business operations, accounting and finance, religion and philosophy, the arts, sociology, psychology, and relationships.  If you are entertained by creative sleuths and idealistic romances, I’ll meet you in line at Barnes and Noble. I am used to producing 50 pages a day nine months per year and the remaining there month are spent at hard labor in my yard struggling to exorcise the reverberations of my keyboard neural synapse. My life’s fantasy is creating humorous fiction and factual analysis that echoes of H. Allen Smith, Fred Allen, and a touch of Eddie Murphy with a feminist twist. I think I’ll go outside and keep digging this year’s water feature. Fantasies are best kept just that, the fond wishes of a tortured academic.